Jokes!
Jokes from: 1001 Cool Jokes, by Glen Singleton
Q: What do cats put in soft drinks?
A: Mice cubes
Q: Waiter, I’m in a hurry will my pizza be long?
A: No it will be round.
Q: Waiter, this egg is bad.
A: Well don’t blame me, I only laid the table.
Q: What word is always spelt incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly
Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more from it?
A: Hole
Q: Why do you go to bed?
A: Because the bed will never come to you.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
I hope you had a laugh!
